Thursday, October 11, 2007
How did tim burton go that low? - Planet of the Apes Reviews
Duh, how did I went through this movie to the end, I don't know. Frankly, I did not expect much, but I should've expected even lower.
No point about commenting the acting, it is absent. The script is poor and predictable, and only a few elements of the story raise a slight bit of interest before the end.
The hero does nothing at all but all of a sudden he his the famous human mysterious "trouble-maker".
The visuals are of the level of a low-budget B-movie. The apes look like puppets here and like actors with bad make-up there. The settings are quite uninspired.
I recommend avoiding this movie.
Nothing but violence - Planet of the Apes Reviews
If Tim Burton wanted to make a remake he should have done better. the story is yet alone not faithful to the original series. the ending is too inaccurate. the series was so much better. and humans can even talk i mean come on. you should watch the series not this remake.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Planet of the apes? yeah right. - Planet of the Apes Reviews
Without a doubt on of the poorest efforts in cinema's history with few exeptions. A non-stop dissapointment with very few interesting moments in the entire picture.
The storyline is very different than the original, and certainlly not in a good way. Basis, Mark Whalberg travels through some kinda time warp, chasing after a monkey, and crashes into the planet of the apes.
Stupid, but not the worst part by far. He is discovered, captured, escapes, journeys far away, Intises a revolution, wages a war against the captures of humanity, teaches the morals of socioty to both man and ape, is rescued by his chimp companion, travels back to his original point in time and lands in modern America, in a land ruled by apes.
Without recite the script line for line, it would be difficult to piece this together any better. Whilst the visuals are not as bad as you would have expected when taking the acting for example, the storyline and casting are both remarkablly laughable.
Further proof that an all-star cast cannot save this movie from itself or from a demanding audince of bored amatuer film critics.
Dreadfull, with little dispute.
Yeah yeah yeah - Planet of the Apes Reviews
Sure it's visually entertaining, has a great story-line, good acting and directing. Unfortunately the sole best part of this movie was the visuals. The story was what the movie was all about when it should have been more centered around the action and drama, then it would've been better (I like movies that stick to the plot, but this movie didn't have too good of one to begin with). There should've been something a bit more faithful to the original than a monkey getting shot into a time-vortex and the guy following it. Overall I really didn't like this movie that much. I did like the original because of its originality, but overall "The Planet of the Apes"'s death was only prolonged by this horrid remake.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
B-o-r-i-n-g!!! - Planet of the Apes Reviews
This movie was so utterly boring, I couldnt stay awake! I dont understand what could go wrong with this film. The original was so amazing, so interesting, and so fun to watch! It's a classic! But this movie was down-right awful! I like Tim Burton (the director) and I like Mark Wahlburg (the main actor in the film) but I hated this movie! The only thing that kept me from giving this movie an F is the make-up, costume design, and the credible visuals. Rarly do I ever dislike a movie so much that I would fall asleep, but this one was so unimaginative to bear! I got excited when I heard that a remake to Planet of the Apes was going to be made, but when I saw this movie I was MAJORLY disappointed!!! If you are a fan of the series, DO NOT under any circumstances see this movie!
Why bother - Planet of the Apes Reviews
Why bother? When you remake a movie and make it better, I would rate it an "A". When you remake a movie and its the same, I would rate it a "C". When you remake a movie and make it worse, I would rate it a "F". I would also ask "why bother"? They took a great movie and made it stupid, stupid, stupid. If people can talk, why are the apes in charge? Don't change something just to change something.
Better than the originals - Planet of the Apes Reviews
This was much than I expected. Even better than the originals. I can't wait till the second one comes out.
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