Planet of the apes? yeah right. - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Without a doubt on of the poorest efforts in cinema's history with few exeptions. A non-stop dissapointment with very few interesting moments in the entire picture. The storyline is very different than the original, and certainlly not in a good way. Basis, Mark Whalberg travels through some kinda time warp, chasing after a monkey, and crashes into the planet of the apes. Stupid, but not the worst part by far. He is discovered, captured, escapes, journeys far away, Intises a revolution, wages a war against the captures of humanity, teaches the morals of socioty to both man and ape, is rescued by his chimp companion, travels back to his original point in time and lands in modern America, in a land ruled by apes. Without recite the script line for line, it would be difficult to piece this together any better. Whilst the visuals are not as bad as you would have expected when taking the acting for example, the storyline and casting are both remarkablly laughable. Further proof that an all-star cast cannot save this movie from itself or from a demanding audince of bored amatuer film critics. Dreadfull, with little dispute.