Thursday, October 11, 2007

How did tim burton go that low? - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Duh, how did I went through this movie to the end, I don't know. Frankly, I did not expect much, but I should've expected even lower. No point about commenting the acting, it is absent. The script is poor and predictable, and only a few elements of the story raise a slight bit of interest before the end. The hero does nothing at all but all of a sudden he his the famous human mysterious "trouble-maker". The visuals are of the level of a low-budget B-movie. The apes look like puppets here and like actors with bad make-up there. The settings are quite uninspired. I recommend avoiding this movie.

Nothing but violence - Planet of the Apes Reviews

If Tim Burton wanted to make a remake he should have done better. the story is yet alone not faithful to the original series. the ending is too inaccurate. the series was so much better. and humans can even talk i mean come on. you should watch the series not this remake.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Planet of the apes? yeah right. - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Without a doubt on of the poorest efforts in cinema's history with few exeptions. A non-stop dissapointment with very few interesting moments in the entire picture. The storyline is very different than the original, and certainlly not in a good way. Basis, Mark Whalberg travels through some kinda time warp, chasing after a monkey, and crashes into the planet of the apes. Stupid, but not the worst part by far. He is discovered, captured, escapes, journeys far away, Intises a revolution, wages a war against the captures of humanity, teaches the morals of socioty to both man and ape, is rescued by his chimp companion, travels back to his original point in time and lands in modern America, in a land ruled by apes. Without recite the script line for line, it would be difficult to piece this together any better. Whilst the visuals are not as bad as you would have expected when taking the acting for example, the storyline and casting are both remarkablly laughable. Further proof that an all-star cast cannot save this movie from itself or from a demanding audince of bored amatuer film critics. Dreadfull, with little dispute.

Yeah yeah yeah - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Sure it's visually entertaining, has a great story-line, good acting and directing. Unfortunately the sole best part of this movie was the visuals. The story was what the movie was all about when it should have been more centered around the action and drama, then it would've been better (I like movies that stick to the plot, but this movie didn't have too good of one to begin with). There should've been something a bit more faithful to the original than a monkey getting shot into a time-vortex and the guy following it. Overall I really didn't like this movie that much. I did like the original because of its originality, but overall "The Planet of the Apes"'s death was only prolonged by this horrid remake.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

B-o-r-i-n-g!!! - Planet of the Apes Reviews

This movie was so utterly boring, I couldnt stay awake! I dont understand what could go wrong with this film. The original was so amazing, so interesting, and so fun to watch! It's a classic! But this movie was down-right awful! I like Tim Burton (the director) and I like Mark Wahlburg (the main actor in the film) but I hated this movie! The only thing that kept me from giving this movie an F is the make-up, costume design, and the credible visuals. Rarly do I ever dislike a movie so much that I would fall asleep, but this one was so unimaginative to bear! I got excited when I heard that a remake to Planet of the Apes was going to be made, but when I saw this movie I was MAJORLY disappointed!!! If you are a fan of the series, DO NOT under any circumstances see this movie!

Why bother - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Why bother? When you remake a movie and make it better, I would rate it an "A". When you remake a movie and its the same, I would rate it a "C". When you remake a movie and make it worse, I would rate it a "F". I would also ask "why bother"? They took a great movie and made it stupid, stupid, stupid. If people can talk, why are the apes in charge? Don't change something just to change something.

Better than the originals - Planet of the Apes Reviews

This was much than I expected. Even better than the originals. I can't wait till the second one comes out.

Monday, October 8, 2007

The best - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Love the movie. Wish they hurry and make the next one.Don't know why they have not yet.It was the best.

Watch the original! - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Don't waste your time with this re-make of Planet of the Apes. Watch the original with Charlton Heston to see great acting! The only scene that had any merit in this re-make film was with Charlton Heston in it. This film does not hold a candle to the original.

Will there be a sequel? - Planet of the Apes Reviews

yeah, i like this movie...haven't really seen any of the old planet of the apes movies... will there be a sequel? i am very interested in seeing it... MR.c

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Awsome good everything!!! - Planet of the Apes Reviews

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW THIS FILM LITERALLY TOOK MY BREATH AWAY THE ACTION AND ADVENTURE JUST KEPT COMING..AND COMING AND IT DIDNT STOP UNTIL THE CREDITS STARTED. the acting in this film was performed at an A+ standard. it makes a great movie night flick for the family except children under 14+. and if the kids in your family are not very mature then i would advise this. the special effects in this movie are great. the actors filled there parts so dam well it almost felt real. anyone who says this movie wasnt good or gives it less then a B+ dont bother reading there reviews, theres something wronge with them lol. an instant classic a must see for everyone...so get in and watch it asap!!! NOW! LOL

Good. - Planet of the Apes Reviews

I liked this movie. This movie tells the story of an astronaut who landed on a planet full of apes and rescuing a bunch of humans being captive of the apes. The battle between ape and human had begun and the humans have won the battle. The apes and humans lived together peacefully on the ape planet. The astronaut played by MArk Wahlberg, went back to earth but he discovered that it's now a planet filled with apes. The ending is way off but the rest of the movie is pretty good, where Mark Wahlberg battles the apes with Estella Warren. Michael Clarke Duncan makes a pretty good gorilla. Tim Burton did a fine job with the direction of the movie. I liked this movie.

Why, tim burton, why? - Planet of the Apes Reviews

I do not understand Hollywood's constant need to redo movies that are classic. Check that - money- that's why they do it I guess. Anyway this movie is a mess from start to finish. This is probably an anti-Tim Burton film, although the talented man did direct it. The only redeeming factor of the movie is Tim Roth's performance, as the vicious general of the Ape Army. Don't waste your time or money with this one.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Wy - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Wy do they have to remake every movie of anyworth, and completely trash it, they do it with everything, Superman, Batman, Breakfast at Tiffanys, with a different name, Planet of the Apes, they do it with everything, and wy did they have to give it to some great actors, and a great director, and make them flounder, till even they look bad.

Panet of the apes - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Lets be honest. The script is just plain awful, its tedious and unexciting. The acting is slightly better, but the movies' best actor, Paul Giamanti, is a small charecter. The movie seems to start and end in the same place, but the war scenes are only fair at the least.

Ape mad!!!!! - Planet of the Apes Reviews

I be ape man and dis movie me not like. It given a bad name to all we apes. Dem humans try to cageum us but dey gonna gets dere but woped. Go apes WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP. Let us trow da poo at da humans.

Friday, October 5, 2007

It needs a sequel to get a 10 from me - Planet of the Apes Reviews

I loved this movie but the way they ended it sucked and Tim Burton said he is not going to make another movie. What the heck! The cast for this movie is great with Mark Wahlberg, Paul Giamatti, Michael Clarke Duncan & Tim Roth leading the way. If you like the old movies you will love this movie because it has better visuals and better acting. Mark Wahlberg Rules!

Disappointment - Planet of the Apes Reviews

if anyone else had directed this film, it would have recieved an a- but i expected tim burton to do far better.

I thougth it was oaky - Planet of the Apes Reviews

it wasn't that great as i thougthit would be, because at the end when the guy lands in the ape's time-line again, onl ythis time more around, th e human time, it was a little off because it in stantly ended when the apes captured mike. i think that's a sign of a sequel

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Not like the old ones.... - Planet of the Apes Reviews

Overall "Planet of the Apes" is a good movie.TO said the truth I expected something better.Mark Wahlberg, in my opinion, was not the best actor for this movie.

Slavery - Planet of the Apes Reviews

This is what life would b if slavery was reversed. thank god we whites got it rite the first time. The wal-mart people were right, apes and blacks look alike. LET'S GO WALMART!!!!

Good movie - Planet of the Apes Reviews

I think this type of movies are worth watching. They make us analyze our roles in this planet as humans. It's a great criticism on humanity. If you like movies that make you think, watch this movie.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Hey!... good movie! - Planet of the Apes Reviews

This movie's good. I'm not jokin'. It's a good movie. You know why? Do you want to know why? Cause I said so.

A successful remake - Planet of the Apes Reviews

This movie is one I would consider a successful remake. Very few remakes pull off the retelling of the original story successfully but this one does. In this remake is the same premise of an astronaut landing on Ape world. While Ape world was in the 40th century in the original, Ape world in this one is another planet or so it seems. Although the astronaut doesn't discover the remains of the Statue of Liberty and grieves the loss of his society, the astronaut here does find himself in Ape world's version of the Lincoln Memorial at what he thought was Washington D. C. Overall this movie is a successful remake and I highly recommend it for any video library.

I simply like it - Planet of the Apes Reviews

In spite of all those critics i found this movie very entertaining. I specially like the way that the apes appear...i remember the behaviour of many pple...very egotistical and ridiculous. Its a good movie.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Pretty cool movie - Planet of the Apes Reviews

This movie is pretty darn cool. There's only one thing that really annoyed me. All the monkey people looked really fake, and one looked like Mikel Jackson. But the story is still pretty good.

Realy good movie. - Planet of the Apes Reviews

I liked at last scene lincon was a ape. Not just that when the maincharactor comes back to earth, the generation has been change. realy good movie.

Great adventure, underrated by critics - Planet of the Apes Reviews

A lot of fun to watch, left you wanting a sequal. Great special effects. I never saw the original before this movie which I think made this a more pleasant movie to watch than it was for others.